wohoo i ROCK http://wohooirock.com we develop iPhone apps that rock Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:36:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 The calm before the storm… http://wohooirock.com/2010/08/03/the-calm-before-the-storm/ http://wohooirock.com/2010/08/03/the-calm-before-the-storm/#comments Tue, 03 Aug 2010 21:36:22 +0000 charlie http://wohooirock.com/?p=100 We’ve been quiet lately. Really quiet. A lot like a scary movie right before something mind blowing and scary happens. This is no different. We’re knee deep in developing the greatest iPhone game of all time (which also happens to be our first game). Details will come soon enough, and there will likely be free copies to our loyal fans. Stay tuned…

]]> http://wohooirock.com/2010/08/03/the-calm-before-the-storm/feed/ 0 Fart Count now available in the app store! http://wohooirock.com/2009/11/04/fart-count-now-available-in-the-app-store/ http://wohooirock.com/2009/11/04/fart-count-now-available-in-the-app-store/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:54:51 +0000 charlie http://wohooirock.com/?p=92 fart_jar_smallJust when I think we can’t make anything more awesome than we already have, I amaze myself! This app is so awesome that Bill Gates just called and offered me all of his Microsoft stock to bring it to windows mobile! I told him that I would rather he buy me a super powered laser so that I can burn an image of myself on the moon. Then he started crying because he is so uncreative he had never thought of that. I felt bad and hung up so that I can enlighten the people of the world with this great new app! Fart Count lets you track how many times you fart each day – then it lets you gift farts to friends! For all the juicy details head over to fartcount.com.

]]> http://wohooirock.com/2009/11/04/fart-count-now-available-in-the-app-store/feed/ 1 Next app in review – HUGE announcement soon! http://wohooirock.com/2009/10/08/next-app-in-review-huge-announcement-soon/ http://wohooirock.com/2009/10/08/next-app-in-review-huge-announcement-soon/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 05:16:24 +0000 charlie http://wohooirock.com/?p=87 That’s right – the latest and greatest is being reviewed by Apple. Prepare to have your life changed forever! We are in the process of finalizing a special website just for this app, and I am going to unveil the icon in the next few days… so stay tuned because this app is going to ROCK!

PS – Mr. Jobs, I am sorry I missed your call I was too busy being awesome to answer the phone. I do appreciate you taking the time to call and let me know that my latest app is so sweet it made you crap your pants. I think your idea to shut down the app store and only distribute my apps sounds promising, but let’s wait until I get a few more ready before we move forward.

]]> http://wohooirock.com/2009/10/08/next-app-in-review-huge-announcement-soon/feed/ 1 Do you want a free app? Guess what’s next. http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/09/do-you-want-a-free-app-guess-whats-next/ http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/09/do-you-want-a-free-app-guess-whats-next/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:29:14 +0000 charlie http://wohooirock.com/?p=85 That’s right. We’re going to give away a free copy of our super secret app that is still in development (over $10,000,000,000 value!). Yours free! All you need to do is guess what it is. I will even give you a hint, it involves two of the funnest things to do.

Now, here is how to enter… Post your guess on twitter and include @wohooirock in the tweet (so we can see it). If you are close, or you amuse us with a stupid guess – you may get a surprise promo code! If you are wrong, you get a whole lot of jack shit.

Once we officially announce the app, your guess won’t count – so hurry up, because this one is looking better by the day.

]]> http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/09/do-you-want-a-free-app-guess-whats-next/feed/ 2 Mart Bingo featured on The Meat Show http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/09/mart-bingo-featured-on-the-meat-show/ http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/09/mart-bingo-featured-on-the-meat-show/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 06:24:45 +0000 charlie http://wohooirock.com/?p=78 icon_bingo2It is an honor to be featured on a show about meat. I happen to love meat, especially bacon. In fact, at Wendys the other day I asked for a bun made of bacon – and more bacon instead of cheese. They didn’t give it to me – because they are losers. But, that is besides the point. The point is that Mart Bingo is once again being hailed by critics as the greatest app in the history of apps – and this time the critic is the host of a radio show titled The Meat Show. Check it out – http://www.themeatshow.com – it is hosted by a girl named Emily (and I can tell by her voice that she is smokin hot). Mart Bingo is specifically mentioned in podcast 17 and briefly in 20.

]]> http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/09/mart-bingo-featured-on-the-meat-show/feed/ 39 Changing the world. http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/02/changing-the-world/ http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/02/changing-the-world/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:59:42 +0000 charlie http://wohooirock.com/?p=76 Our next app is further along than you might think. We are currently in an early beta phase. The majority of the interface design is complete, and the basic functionality is up and running (it is magnificent).

I recently informed Apple that a life changing app is on the horizon and that they should prepare their servers for the overwhelming demand that is sure to follow.

This is a brief snippet of the email that I sent to them

“I am submitting a brand new app soon that I am sure you are going
to love… This app is going to change peoples lives.”

I am confident that they took this very seriously and are working diligently to install extra server capacity.

Although I can’t tell you what the app is, I can give you a hint. It combines two of the most enjoyable activities in the world – and it is going to rock.

]]> http://wohooirock.com/2009/09/02/changing-the-world/feed/ 1 Krapps.com confirms – Mart Bingo ROCKS! http://wohooirock.com/2009/08/05/krappscom-confirms-mart-bingo-rocks/ http://wohooirock.com/2009/08/05/krappscom-confirms-mart-bingo-rocks/#comments Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:09:46 +0000 charlie http://wohooirock.com/?p=71 icon_bingo2 If you haven’t listened to any of the other critics about Mart Bingo, listen up! Krapps.com (the ultimate authority of apps that are vulgar, cruel and just plain awesome) has confirmed that Mart Bingo is a must have iPhone app. Read the full review here krapps.com Mart Bingo review and download Mart Bingo today!

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The wait is over. Your life is complete. We proudly present our second app, The Idiot Card.

“Outstanding. The Idiot Card is the most innovative and entertaining app that I have seen to date. It is a magnificent achievement and belongs in The Museum of Modern Art.” – me

DOWNLOAD NOW

or read more…

]]> http://wohooirock.com/2009/07/27/the-idiot-card-now-available-for-the-iphone/feed/ 3 best app ever, FUCK! YEAH! http://wohooirock.com/2009/07/15/best-app-ever-fuck-yeah/ http://wohooirock.com/2009/07/15/best-app-ever-fuck-yeah/#comments Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:02:00 +0000 charlie http://wohooirock.com/2009/07/15/best-app-ever-fuck-yeah/ Our second project, code named ‘best app ever, FUCK! YEAH!’ has been submitted to Apple. It will be released soon, and when it is – we expect you to buy it. If you haven’t already started following us on twitter, START NOW! We will give you stuff for FREE.

/wohooirock

Expect more details soon!

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