Fart Count now available in the app store!
November 4th, 2009
Just when I think we can’t make anything more awesome than we already have, I amaze myself! This app is so awesome that Bill Gates just called and offered me all of his Microsoft stock to bring it to windows mobile! I told him that I would rather he buy me a super powered laser so that I can burn an image of myself on the moon. Then he started crying because he is so uncreative he had never thought of that. I felt bad and hung up so that I can enlighten the people of the world with this great new app! Fart Count lets you track how many times you fart each day – then it lets you gift farts to friends! For all the juicy details head over to fartcount.com.